FRIDAY MARCH 25! Prepare for a night of Oral Ecstasy...It's Moustache Rides and Meatball Madness!
DJ 5 Hour Boner and DJ Whorelock are getting together to celebrate that "certain type of man" with a little bit of fuzz on his lip that makes all the boys go crazy. So, put away your razors for a couple of weeks and let that dick sweeper grow wild. You'll be glad you did.
We'll have photographer, Keith Grieger, on hand to snap photos while you take a ride on Mary's Magical Giant Moustache Horse! ...
FRIDAY MARCH 25! Prepare for a night of Oral Ecstasy...It's Moustache Rides and Meatball Madness!
DJ 5 Hour Boner and DJ Whorelock are getting together to celebrate that "certain type of man" with a little bit of fuzz on his lip that makes all the boys go crazy. So, put away your razors for a couple of weeks and let that dick sweeper grow wild. You'll be glad you did.
We'll have photographer, Keith Grieger, on hand to snap photos while you take a ride on Mary's Magical Giant Moustache Horse! (seriously, this thing is like 5ft long). PLUS! We'll have tons of fake moustaches just in case you weren't blessed with the testosterone levels of Tom Selleck.
OH! AND...We'll be giving out a prize for The Best Moustache of the Night! Not only will you probably be getting laid for the night, but you could possibly walk away with cash or prizes, just for being awesome.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Everyone's favorite Italian Stallion, Tony D, is gonna be serving up his delicious meatballs! That's right. Starting around midnight, it's going to be MEATBALL MADNESS! Listen, you'll be glad you brought your own flavor savor once you get your lips around his meaty balls. (do you see what we're trying to imply there?)
We'll also have some special cocktails that are custom made for sipping with moustaches...Blackmaker & Pinnacle Whipped Cream Root Beer Floats! It's gonna be MMMmmessy.
Kieth's photography: www.keithgrieger.com
more info for Blackmaker & Pinnacle liquors
http://www.whiterockdistilleries.com
http://www.pinnaclevodka.com
